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“We’re doing the best we can!” – Nashville edition

Dog ID #101252 at the Nashville pound, as pictured on PetHarbor.
Dog ID #101252 at the Nashville pound, as pictured on PetHarbor.

Billy Briggs, head of Nashville’s pet killing facility, on the pound’s horrifying 78% kill rate:

“We try our best to find homes for the ones that are adoptable.”

Mr. Briggs failed to mention that just 16% of the dogs and cats at the Nashville pound are deemed adoptable.  Of those few who make it to the adoption floor, 25% end up in the kill room anyway.  But they’re trying their best.

Cat ID #101428 in a trap on a trash bin at the Nashville pound, as pictured on PetHarbor.

Bonna Johnson, spokeswoman for Nashville Mayor Karl Dean:

[W]e know that adoptions are a priority for Metro Animal Control.

Is there any other job in the world where you could fail so completely at your most basic tasks and still face the public unashamedly with the full support of the stooges in charge?  If so, can we get these pet killers into those jobs so they can at least be prevented from hurting more dogs and cats?

“It tolls on us,” Biggs said about putting animals down. “It’s the hardest job here by far.”

Right.  I guess that’s why you’re trying your best to get pets adopted.  So you don’t have to do that hard job more than 8000 times a year.  Although personally, I would think going to the media to pat yourself on the back with a straight face would be a really hard job too.  Obviously more cupcakes are needed.

Dog ID #101482 on a chokepole at the Nashville pound, as pictured on PetHarbor.

(Thanks Clarice for the link.)

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