Just a little something to lighten things up. This one made it through my e-mail’s spam filter and I thought it might make you chortle:
Hello, I am a Internet marketing professional. I had done a Google search under the keyword Memphis Nose Job and had run across your website yesbiscuit.wordpress.com. I see that you are not listed on the first page of Google for your particular search.
I am not sure if you’re aware of why you’re ranked this low but more importantly how easily correctable this is.
I think I probably AM aware but go ahead.
There’s no reason that you can’t have top three rankings for the keyword Memphis Nose Job based on your website structure and content. You have a very nice site.
Thank you. I mean, I’m not an Internet-with-a-capital-I marketing professional, but I do ok.
What you need is high quality one-way anchor text links. I can help you with this…..
Not only can I get you ranked for the keyword Memphis Nose Job but I am talking about all of your keywords on top of Google. Adding new high quality PR anchor-text links from the highest quality websites will produce the results and business you want for yesbiscuit.wordpress.com.
The right kind of links are crucial in getting top ranking… and I can hand deliver these quality links to you.
Hand deliver? So you’re coming over?
My partners and I own 1000’s of websites and offer private linking to hundreds of website owners just like yourself.
I didn’t send this email out to very many people but I do favor your website because I can see your website monetizing the targeted website traffic for the keyword Memphis Nose Job can deliver.
I always knew I was special.
I have your contact information and phone number. Would it be okay if I were to give you a call?
You have my phone number?!
I have a very simple way to prove to you that what I do works risk free for you to try. Nothing beats seeing the results with your own eyes.
Would it be okay if I were to give you a call? I would love to pursue this further over the phone with you or should I go somewhere else?.
Yes, please – that last thing.