– Hello Officer. This Pitbull isn’t mine. Also she’s not pregnant. Can you take her to the pound?
– Gee, she looks really pregnant – and in labor even – but ok, if you say so.
Fast forward 5 minutes:
– Hey, that Pitbull’s having puppies in the back of my patrol car!
Authorities are looking for her owners.
I’d start the search with the lady we now know to be a liar. Just sayin’.