No, it’s not the start of a bad joke:
Police say a naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle has assaulted a woman in Michigan.
If only he would have been walking into an adult drinking establishment…
Hero parrot gets award
Indonesian fruit picker killed by Komodo Dragons
China feeds abortion pills to plague of gerbils
Dog’s art pretty good akshully
Predator X – I want one for a pet, if only for the name