Good news – your dog doesn’t have a huge tumor in his belly!
Kittycat with underwear fetish may get pet psychic
Man and teeny dog climb tree to escape coyote
13 finches stuffed in hair curlers found by airport security (Disappointment alert: The guy wasn’t WEARING the finch impregnated curlers, he had them in a carry-on bag)
FL toddler takes a stroll to gator infested canal while his babysitter sleeps on toilet
Domestic dispute brings police who find dog taped to fridge: The fledgling dog-arts-n-crafts-er explained:
‘ I know this looks bad. We were going to get rid of him anyway. We usually don’t do this.’
Oh well, ok then.