If anyone actually signs a pet up for this, please let us know how it goes
I am a sucker for this type of thing: Unusual Animal Friendships
Offspring of Boston Terror wants to find & eat your dog
Lost dog: I hate it when that happens
Could you produce 5 neighbors in favor of your dog in court?
Should be easy to hide: “Man with Britney Spears tattoo accused of stealing Chihuahua with pink earrings from gay bar”