This is just for fun and the only rule is: no researching. Post your answers in the comments. Reading other people’s answers before posting your own is a personal red cup spiritual crisis you’re going to have to work out for yourself optional. Answer will be posted in the comments tomorrow.


It looks like some sort of louse.
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Eight legs = arachnid. Hmm. I don’t see any large front claws, so it can’t be a lobster or crawfish. If microscopic (the environment looks so foreign), it can’t be a bed bug; I think they have 6 legs. Ticks have 8 legs, I believe, but are more round or oval in shape. I think Lisa B is onto something with louse — some kind of mite, perhaps?
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Bed bug.
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Whale louse.
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Now that I get to check my answer… ew, the whale louse (I didn’t make that up) makes our crusty beastie here at least look like something that even belongs on this planet.
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Spike McCuddlebug?
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The legs remind me of a crab. I’m just hoping this is not an edible creature.
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It might as well be; lobsters are also decapods. I might be melting up some buttah just about now… only I’m not even doing the butter any more, let alone the poor decapods.
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Honestly, I have no clue. I keep coming back to look, and every guess I’ve made, there’s something wrong with it – its legs are too bristly, there’s no visible claws, it’s not pudgy enough, it’s not named George. Something. But, it looks more like a Pacific lobster than anything else to me and I remember there *was* a new species described a couple years ago, so that’s my wild guess.
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It’s a sea cockroach! Creepy bugger, for sure.
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ANSWER TIME
This is a giant isopod, specifically: Glyptonotus antarcticus. From Wiki: