This is just for fun and the only rule is: no researching. Post your guesses in the comments. Reading other people’s answers before posting your own is going to force me to call the school resource officer in here optional. Answer will be posted in the comments tomorrow.
YesBiscuit! 
It reminds me of the lilac breasted roller, but it is not lilac. It must be some other type of roller, but don’t know the name.
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The Bluebird of Happiness. If I’m off, I may as well be Way Off.
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BLUE JAY. I AM VERY VERY GOOD WITH BIRDS. YES I AM.
Could also be a chicken. Some kind of wild blue chicken.
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Blue breasted woodpecker?
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That’s the “I hope he/she will sh*t on Ingrid Newkirk’s windshield finch”
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ANSWER TIME
This is a racket-tailed roller. From Wiki:
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“Bee-eaters”??? Is that anything like a Death Eater? Sounds seriously bad ass.
“Dude, you want to leave that guy alone. He’s a bee-eater.”
“You’re kidding?”
“No, seriously. He eats bees. For breakfast.”
“Oh wow. I didn’t know. Sorry mister. Sorry. I…meant no offense. Can I get you a drink or something?”
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I guess I didn’t think about that. They must sting going down. Like vodka.
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It’s a thing you do on a dare – I dare you to EAT A BEE. A live bee. You put it in your mouth and you EAT IT.
But they do it like it’s nothing. Do not mess with bee-eaters!
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