Name That Animal

This is just for fun and the only rule is:  no researching.  Post your best guesses in the comments.  Reading other people's answers before posting your own is optional.  Answer will be posted in the comments tomorrow.

Memphis City Official Explains Why Killing Pets Even Faster is Going to Be So Awesome

If you are partial to flowery political speeches, you might like to read the city's full explanation for why it's retaliating against rescuers shortening hours at the Memphis pound and proposing to kill pets faster than ever.  But if you'd rather blind yourself with rusty pokers than read more bullshit excuses for killing animals, I've got you covered.  Here's … Continue reading Memphis City Official Explains Why Killing Pets Even Faster is Going to Be So Awesome

Memphis Expands its Retaliation Against Rescuers and Owners of Lost Pets

Ever since Mayor Wharton put straight man James Rogers in charge of Memphis Animal Services, MAS has become lolMAS.  While MAS slaughters pets by the thousands, Rogers blathers on about being "on a positive trend" and continuing the "march forward in terms of excellence".  When rescuers started doing his job for him by volunteering to … Continue reading Memphis Expands its Retaliation Against Rescuers and Owners of Lost Pets