This is just for fun and the only rule is: no researching. Post your best guesses in the comments. Reading other people’s answers before posting your own is going to haunt you come caucus night optional. Answer will be posted in the comments tonight.
I think it might be my first husband!
It has toes like a sloth, and some monkey-like features. I’m calling it a slothkey.
Some kind of Tamarin?
Cotton-top tamarin?
Fabio?
ANSWER TIME
This is a cotton-top tamarin. Wiki has quite a few interesting facts on this animal, including: